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4thofeleven) wrote2010-10-11 08:27 pm
4thofeleven) wrote2010-10-11 08:27 pm
Objects Found While Cleaning Out My Room:
- Three books of Star Trek trivia questions. Reason for purchase, completely unknown.
- Complete set of “Star Wrek” parody novels. Could have sworn I chucked these out last time I cleaned my bookshelves.
-Four years’ worth of carefully saved pages from Far Side page-a-day calendars. Also found: Complete collection of Far Side books containing all cartoons included in calendars.
- Three clocks, all non-functional.
-Promotional check list of Star Wars novels from 1997. All boxes checked.
- Approx. 100 pages of unused printing paper. Based on age of items around paper, probably last touched in 2004.
- Various books bought for High School English classes. Untouched since then.
- Sacred Heart Jesus statuette, apparently under attack by bootleg Godzilla toy.
- Half a shelf worth of reference books rendered utterly worthless by Wikipedia.
- Approx. one semesters worth of used train tickets with Greek or Latin vocabulary words written on the back.
- One Monash University promotional frisbee.
- Three computer mouses. Presumably non-functional. All with serial port connections.
- Four books on ghosts and unsolved mysteries. Quick skim through determined most of mysteries described were somewhat less 'unsolved' as 'described in sensationalistic terms, overlooking obvious explanations'
- Complete set of “Star Wrek” parody novels. Could have sworn I chucked these out last time I cleaned my bookshelves.
-Four years’ worth of carefully saved pages from Far Side page-a-day calendars. Also found: Complete collection of Far Side books containing all cartoons included in calendars.
- Three clocks, all non-functional.
-Promotional check list of Star Wars novels from 1997. All boxes checked.
- Approx. 100 pages of unused printing paper. Based on age of items around paper, probably last touched in 2004.
- Various books bought for High School English classes. Untouched since then.
- Sacred Heart Jesus statuette, apparently under attack by bootleg Godzilla toy.
- Half a shelf worth of reference books rendered utterly worthless by Wikipedia.
- Approx. one semesters worth of used train tickets with Greek or Latin vocabulary words written on the back.
- One Monash University promotional frisbee.
- Three computer mouses. Presumably non-functional. All with serial port connections.
- Four books on ghosts and unsolved mysteries. Quick skim through determined most of mysteries described were somewhat less 'unsolved' as 'described in sensationalistic terms, overlooking obvious explanations'