2010-11-19

4thofeleven: (Eden)
2010-11-19 10:06 pm
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Everything I Need To Know I Learned From New Vegas

- Children are extremely rare. Most towns don’t have any.

- You need a campfire and a steak to make salad.

- Wearing Caesar’s armour will make his guards think you’re part of the Legion, regardless of your age, race, gender, or the bloody remains of Caesar right behind you.

- People will willingly bet money on a card game in which a player can discard cards from their hand and draw new ones as often as they like before play begins.

- Paper money backed by a large and powerful nation are less trusted as currency than bottlecaps.

- Being intelligent means one automatically knows Latin.

- Empty syringes weigh more than full ones.

- Lunch boxes are not reusable.

- People do more damage to the gender they’re attracted to.

- Magazines can only be read once.

- A flamethrower is basically the same sort of weapon as a laser pistol.

- Water can only be bottled in unbranded soda bottles. No other bottle will do.