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4thofeleven) wrote2007-12-08 07:42 pm
...wait, explain this one to me again?
"Stave off plunderers with a charming threat wearing this Disney Couture necklace! Booty hunters beware!
From the Pirates of the Caribbean "Dead Man's Chest" collection - 14K gold plated 20" Noose Necklace."
Ah yes, because when I think of Pirates of the Caribbean, the first thing that springs to mind is the nooses. You remember all the nooses in PotC, don't you? Why, they were so prevalent, that if I saw someone wearing a noose necklace, my first thought would certainly be "Boy, I bet that person's a big fan of Pirates of the Caribbean", and not "Boy, I bet that person's really into lynchings", or "Boy, I bet I've fallen into a parallel universe which differs from my own in that Jesus was hanged, not crucified, because there's no other reasonable explanation for why someone would a, design, b, sell, c, purchase, or d, publicly wear a little gold noose around their neck".