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Random Liberal Propaganda
Nov. 1st, 2007 03:22 pmMy Federal MP sends out campaign advertisements ridiculously often - about once a fortnight normally, but now that we're in campaign season and there's actually a reason to send the stuff, he's up to about twice a week. They're full of big pictures of himself, vague promises, and always - ALWAYS - a mention of how he hiked the Kokoda trail.
Today's advertisement is the usual junk, including a list of his plans for the future. They're STRONG plans, and you can tell because he writes "Strong Plan" next to each one. Of course, he doesn't seem to have too many plans, as "Work to upgrade community halls" and "Upgrade community centres" are listed as separate plans. On the plus side, in case you've forgotten what he looks like, the booklet includes twelve photos of him, one on each page. That, combined with the eight photos of him in the pamphlet he sent out on Saturday, along with the two billboards of his face he's put up in a vacant lot in my street, means I've got a pretty good mental image of the guy I'm going to try and vote out on the 24th.
Today's advertisement is the usual junk, including a list of his plans for the future. They're STRONG plans, and you can tell because he writes "Strong Plan" next to each one. Of course, he doesn't seem to have too many plans, as "Work to upgrade community halls" and "Upgrade community centres" are listed as separate plans. On the plus side, in case you've forgotten what he looks like, the booklet includes twelve photos of him, one on each page. That, combined with the eight photos of him in the pamphlet he sent out on Saturday, along with the two billboards of his face he's put up in a vacant lot in my street, means I've got a pretty good mental image of the guy I'm going to try and vote out on the 24th.