Talk Like a Pirate

"I am a free prince, and I have as much authority to make war on the whole world, as he who has a hundred sail of ships at sea, and an army of 100,000 men in the field; and this my conscience tells me: but there is no arguing with such snivelling puppies, who allow superiors to kick them about deck at pleasure."

- Captain Samuel Bellamy

"Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates."

- Mark Twain