This Is Why I Need to Carry A Camera

Guy on the bus today - pretty muscly, short blonde hair, leather jacket, with a godamn black eyepatch. And then I hear him say something to the person next to him - he had a deep, gravely voice too!

I don't know what his deal was, but I'm assuming he's the bastard son of Duke Nukem and Snake Plissken, and that the bus was attacked by terrorists/aliens/zombies just after I got off.