*Headesk*

Just in case the election campaign wasn't worrying you enough about the direction Australia's heading in...

PRIMARY school students are being taught that man and dinosaurs walked the Earth together and that there is fossil evidence to prove it.
Fundamentalist Christians are hijacking Religious Instruction (RI) classes in Queensland despite education experts saying Creationism and attempts to convert children to Christianity have no place in state schools.
Students have been told Noah collected dinosaur eggs to bring on the Ark, and Adam and Eve were not eaten by dinosaurs because they were under a protective spell.
 - Creationists Hijack Lessons

Dungeons and Dragons should totally have a 'Protection From Dinosaurs" spell.