Objects Found While Cleaning Out My Room:

- Three books of Star Trek trivia questions. Reason for purchase, completely unknown.

- Complete set of “Star Wrek” parody novels. Could have sworn I chucked these out last time I cleaned my bookshelves.

-Four years’ worth of carefully saved pages from Far Side page-a-day calendars. Also found: Complete collection of Far Side books containing all cartoons included in calendars.

- Three clocks, all non-functional.

-Promotional check list of Star Wars novels from 1997. All boxes checked.

- Approx. 100 pages of unused printing paper. Based on age of items around paper, probably last touched in 2004.

- Various books bought for High School English classes. Untouched since then.

- Sacred Heart Jesus statuette, apparently under attack by bootleg Godzilla toy.

- Half a shelf worth of reference books rendered utterly worthless by Wikipedia.

- Approx. one semesters worth of used train tickets with Greek or Latin vocabulary words written on the back.

- One Monash University promotional frisbee.

- Three computer mouses. Presumably non-functional. All with serial port connections.

- Four books on ghosts and unsolved mysteries. Quick skim through determined most of mysteries described were somewhat less 'unsolved' as 'described in sensationalistic terms, overlooking obvious explanations'