Breaking the Limit

Idly browsing people's attempts at the 1sentence challenge... look, I understand it's a surprisingly hard challenge. Hell, I cheated a few times when I tried it. Still, looking at some things people have posted, I do wonder why they bother if they're not even going to pretend to follow the limits.

Just a few hints - a single sentence should include, at most, one semi-colon. In addition, it is impossible for a single sentence to contain an entire conversation between two people...