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2009-01-21 01:22 pm
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Down the Memory Hole

The Obama administration has take over whitehouse.gov. That’s annoying, because it means all the self-congratulatory articles about Bush that used to dominate the site are now gone. I tried to find a backup somewhere, but it looks like there’s no way to access ‘100 Things Americans May Not Know About the Bush Administration” anymore. Wish I’d saved a copy yesterday…

I thought maybe the Republican Party website would have a copy, so I checked there. Nope. I did find this interesting section – in the section on “Republican Party History", there’s this paragraph:

‘Presidents during most of the late nineteenth century and the early part of the twentieth century were Republicans. The White House was in Republican hands under Presidents Eisenhower, Nixon, Ford, Reagan and Bush. Under the last two, Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush, the United States became the world's only superpower, winning the Cold War from the old Soviet Union and releasing millions from Communist oppression.’
 
Notice someone missing? That’s right, the GOP history page doesn’t mention Bush the Lesser anywhere! (He does have a section under ‘party leadership’ – though presumably that’ll be gone once they update the page to reflect his leaving office.) Then again, the Republican website in general seems uncomfortable with current affairs; Lincoln and Teddy Roosvelt get their own pages, but nobody else. ‘Republican Women’ only discusses suffragettes. ‘Leading the Way on Issues’ only covers that highly controversial issue of opposition to slavery. Reading their history sections, you’d be forgiven for believing the Republican Party disbanded sometime in the 1920s…

While I agree with the party’s apparent belief that the Republican Party hasn’t done anything praise-worthy in decades, if not a century, and can certainly understand why they’d want their last leader quietly erased from history… it’s a little odd they don’t at least try to put a positive spin on things.
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2009-01-20 05:54 pm
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They're Not Lies if You Believe Them

Looks like someone in the outgoing American government has realised the Bush administration’s record isn’t going to whitewash itself! So they’ve begun production of a series of helpful pamphlets intended to convince everyone that George Bush did actually achieve something of value in his time in office. That’s right, it’s ‘100 Things Americans May Not Know About the Bush Administration Record’.

The 100 things, for some reason, are not numbered. But here’s some of the highlights:

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About The Bush Administration - But Were Too Horrified to Ask... )

So, do you think George Bush Snr. is furious that his son has permanently tainted his good name, or is he thrilled that he’ll now be remembered by history as ‘The Competent President George Bush’?

Edit: And the Obama team has already taken over the White House website. For some reason, they didn't keep this stuff online. What a pity - how will the world learn about George Bush's unknown virtues now?!


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2009-01-17 02:05 pm
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Lowered Standards Make Success Easy!


A DEPARTING George Bush yesterday told Americans that keeping them safe from further terrorist attacks after September 11, 2001, had been his greatest achievement…

…"There is legitimate debate about many of these decisions but there is little debate about the results," he said. "America has gone more than seven years without another terrorist attack on our soil."

- The Age

Well, I personally think George Bush is selling himself short! What about his other achievements? Why, under his leadership, only one American city was obliterated! The economy is merely in recession, not a depression! A full twenty percent of the American population don't actively despise him! And with the help of a magic rock, Bush has ensured there's been no tiger attacks within the US during his term in office!

But I suppose it makes sense that the achievement that he's most proud of is that there was only a single massive terrorist attack in the US during his presidency. That's a pretty good record, right? I mean, nobody's perfect, are they? We can only hope that Obama will prove just as competent in limiting terrorism to only a single major incident in eight years...
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2009-01-03 02:07 pm
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Political Prisoners

So, the American government is finally planning on shutting down Guantanamo Bay. Even better, it looks like ‘shutting down’ actually does mean ‘releasing the people held there’ and not ‘having them disappear’.

Of course, it’s not quite that simple; there’s at least sixty prisoners who can’t be returned to their home countries because of concerns for their safety. The American government is concerned that ‘some face renewed arrest in their homelands and could face torture or lengthy incarcerations’. Well, obviously the American government can’t be even indirectly associated with things like that- Oh. Never mind...

Anyway, they’ve hit on the solution of resetting them in Australia and the UK. In Australia, the Rudd government has basically said “Alright, we’ll pretend to consider this proposal”, while constantly reassuring the public that there’s no way in hell they’ll actually agree to it.

Meanwhile, the opposition leader has, for once, made a fairly valid point: If the American government feels these people should be free to go, why can’t they be released into the American community? Why do they need to be shipped out elsewhere?
4thofeleven: (Fey'lya)
2008-11-09 07:28 pm

More Political Things


Voters oust Clark as New Zealand turns right

Dammit! Helen Clark's one of the few political leaders I genuinely respect... I was hoping NZ Labour would be get enough votes to be able to cobble together a coalition and maintain power.

Returning to US politics, I've seen a bunch of editorials and analytical pieces discussing where the McCain campaign went wrong... Well hey, got time for the full list? He ran as the Republican candidate during a period when the party's incumbent president is universally despised, the economy's in the toilet, and it's become apparent to even the most die-hard supporters that the Iraq war was a fiasco. He only won the primaries by virtue of being the last man standing, not because of any real support from the conservative base, and then overcompensated by choosing a running mate who caused moderates to flee in terror. He was running against one of the most charismatic candidates in living memory, trying to run a campaign on a shoe-string budget while the Obama campaign's only real issue was working out how they could possibly spend all of their massive campaign war-chest. The guy was doomed right from the beginning, and only managed to dig a deeper hole for himself with his increasingly desperate attempts to question Obama's character. Isn't the real question not "Where did McCain go wrong?" but "How did he still manage, despite all these things, to get 47% of the primary vote?"

In local politics - will the Coalition please drop the idiotic "Rudd leaked Bush conversation" story? I have no idea what they're thinking by pushing it so hard - "Australian PM shows up idiot American" isn't exactly a negative to the average voter.

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2008-11-06 05:52 pm
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Yes You Can ____?

You know what was kind of weird about following the US election from the outside? You get a lot of coverage of how the campaigning would affect the vote and the strategy the candidates were using and so on – but you never actually see the campaign itself. It’s like watching a making-of documentary without ever actually seeing the film itself.

So what was Obama campaigning for? The news coverage here mentioned how much he was spending on advertising, and where he was spending it and who he was targeting, but never what, specifically, the advertisements were, well, advertising.

I mean, sure, I know he’s not in favour of torture, and under an Obama administration there’s presumable going to be a reduction in the number of people disappearing without charge into US-run secret prisons, so that’s a step forward. But beyond that, what are people expecting from the new Democratic congress and presidency?
4thofeleven: (Fey'lya)
2008-11-03 01:30 pm
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One Last Gaffe Before the End

Prime Minister Kevin Rudd should apologise for trying to embarrass US President George W Bush by leaking details of a sensitive phone call between them, Opposition Leader Malcolm Turnbull says.

During the call, Mr Bush reportedly responded to Mr Rudd's suggestion of a G20 summit to deal with the crisis by saying: "What's the G20?"
US officials and Mr Rudd's office have since denied Mr Bush made any such remark.
Former foreign minister Alexander Downer has called for an investigation into the leak, saying it might damage Australia's alliance with the US. Mr Turnbull said an investigation could be avoided if Mr Rudd apologised for the "remarkable diplomatic gaffe".

- The Age
 
So look, this is ridiculous for a variety of reasons. Number one, if the leak was authorised by the government, the goal was clearly not to embarrass the United States, but rather to demonstrate that the United States president takes advice from our PM. Number two, Bush’s stunning ignorance on practically everything is hardly news. Number three, even if Bush holds a grudge, that’s not going to be relevant for much longer, since this sort of situation won’t occur again, unless the next US president turns out to also be a moron. Number four, a public apology is only going to draw more attention to this incident.

Besides, if Rudd and Bush are discussing what they plan on doing to deal with the financial crisis, I kinda feel the public has a right to know what they’re saying. If it was a leak of a personal conversation, that’s one thing – but this was a discussion conducted in their roles as representatives of the Australian and American people. Why should they expect it be kept private?

Anyway, if Bush is really worried that this is going to destroy his hard-earned reputation as someone who knows what the hell he’s doing, he can always just claim he said “What G20?” not “What’s the G20?”, and say he wasn’t sure if Rudd meant the G20 Industrialised Nations or the Group of 20 Developing Nations. If he can’t make that token effort to explain away his gaffe, then he shouldn’t expect anyone else to do his work for him and keep it quiet…
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2008-10-30 04:32 pm
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Foreign Politics at Home

So here’s an oddity – the Liberal Party’s homepage includes links to the New Zealand National party and John McCain websites. Now, I don’t really check party websites that often – but this is a little unusual, yes? I mean, sure, it’s not like it’s a big secret who the Liberals would prefer to see win the upcoming elections - but this sort of blatant endorsement of candidates in foreign elections strikes me as rather odd, and not exactly a good idea, especially in the case of the McCain campaign, who currently looks set for an overwhelming defeat… It’s more probable than not that the Coalition will win an election here while Obama’s still in office in the US, and an endorsement of his opponent is unlikely to do much to strengthen US-Australian relations…

4thofeleven: (Fey'lya)
2008-10-26 07:14 pm
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Goodwin's Law Violation in Pennsylvania

 
Pennsylvania Republicans are disavowing an e-mail sent to Jewish voters that likens a vote for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama to events that led up to the Holocaust. "Jewish Americans cannot afford to make the wrong decision on Tuesday, November 4th, 2008," the e-mail reads. "Many of our ancestors ignored the warning signs in the 1930s and 1940s and made a tragic mistake. Let's not make a similar one this year!"
I’d say this sort of thing is a side effect of the drawn out campaign, as people get sick of hearing the same old arguments for and against the candidates, so crackpot arguments start being used just to interject some novelty into a stale process… but that would be assuming that the US election started with a sane discussion of the candidates.

I have a theory that the United States has never actually fully abandoned its roots as a revolutionary state, and that’s why there seems to be a significant section of the American population who cannot interpret elections in any context other than as the final battle of the forces of good against the armies of darkness…

To be fair, American political discourse does seem to be slowly moving towards sanity; the wild accusations and mud-slinging are fairly subdued compared to those of early nineteenth century American campaign.
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2008-10-04 05:44 pm
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Hearts and Minds

"There have been 7,000 madrasses built along that border [Afghanistan/Pakistan]. We should be helping them build schools to compete for those hearts and minds of the people in the region so that we're actually able to take on terrorism"
   - Senator Joe Biden, 2008 Vice Presidential Debate

Alright, here's the thing. Madrassa? It means 'school' or 'university'. It's Arabic, meaning literally 'place where learning is done', and it's been adopted as a loan word in a number of languages, including Farsi, Urdu, Turkish, and Indonesian. What it does not mean - in any of these languages - is 'religious school' or 'Islamic school'.

Now, granted, general foreign words are often used in English in a more specific sense, to refer to things specifically from that country; Sombrero and Salsa are two obvious examples. Still, the use of Madrassa in an unmodified sense bothers me; if Biden had said 'seven thousand fundamentalist madrassas built' or 'Taliban-run madrassas', I wouldn't have an issue, but as it is the use of the term carries the implication that all schools in the Arabic-speaking and Arabic influenced world are terrorist indoctrination centres...

In other debate observations - Castro must be pleased to see that he still ranks a mention as a threat to the US...
 

4thofeleven: (Fey'lya)
2008-09-23 02:23 pm

Political Discussion Inspired Rant

Alright, all you people who think yourselves ever so clever by butting into political discussions to announce that “The United States isn’t democracy, it’s a republic!”? Yeah, shut the hell up, please.

No, the US is not a direct democracy – but that’s hardly the only ‘real’ form of democracy. Representative democracies can be just as legitimately referred to as democracies, alright? Plus, you guys have lots of referendums and initiatives that are put to the popular vote, so you’ve got at least some elements of a direct democracy anyway.

Yes, the US is a republic – that’s not something special you get to brag about. A republic technically is nothing more than a state that is not governed by a monarch. Britain or Australia are (representative) democracies, but not republics, while China or Belarus are republics while not being democracies. The United States is both; they’re not mutually exclusive terms.

So stop saying it, alright? All it does is make you look ignorant.

Thank you.
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2008-09-13 05:51 pm
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The Taller Candidate Always Wins Anyway...

This week I’ve had no less than four conversations in which people have spontaneously felt the need to inform me how terrified they are of the prospect of McCain dying in office and the presidency going to Palin.

I suppose congratulations are in order for the Republican Party for somehow managing to find a candidate that scares the rest of the world more than four more years of Bush would…

Personally, I’m not that concerned – with the US economy in its current state, I find it unlikely that whoever wins office will get a chance to do anything too destructive overseas, and they’ll then be voted out in 2012…
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2008-06-05 04:30 pm
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Musings on the US Primaries

So, looks like the US Democratic primaries are finally over, which means Americans have got just another five months of regular campaigning before they finally get to the election! Was this system deliberately designed to ensure that everyone’s lost interest by the time the ballots open, or is it just coincidence? Hell, I’m sick of the campaign already, and I’m not even in the US…

I have to say, I find Obama very hard to like. I do not understand what it is about him that has American liberals so fired up about him. His speeches seem vague and rarely seem to have a point, and he seems really uncomfortable when interacting with people one-on-one. ‘Hope’ and ‘change’ really don’t strike me as automatically positive things, unless you clarify what specifically you intend to change and why one should be optimistic. Hell, Bush is for those things, provided you define ‘hope’ as ‘blind ignorance to any negative events’ and prefix ‘change’ with ‘regime’…

I’m not saying he’s a terrible candidate or a horrible person, but for all I’ve seen of him, I’m not seeing anything special about him. If I was an American, sure, I’d vote for him – but only because he’s better than the Republican candidate, and that’s hardly a difficult achievement. I just find it truly bizarre how many American political commentators are extolling Obama’s apparently self-evident charisma, while I find him completely absent of that quality. It’s one thing to build a personality cult around a candidate, it’s quite another to build it around a candidate who seems completely lacking in personality…

Now, like I said, I don’t think he’s a bad candidate, and I’m sure if elected Obama will reverse at least some of the worst excesses of the Bush administration. Still, I find it rather odd that he seems to me to be utterly lacking in what is supposed to be his strongest attribute.

Not that a lack of charisma is really that much of a weakness going up against McCain, who seems to be deliberately and systematically trying to destroy what little public support he had left over from 2000...
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2008-02-21 12:57 pm
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Hard-Hitting Political Analysis

Does John McCain remind anyone else of Elmer Fudd? Seriously, picture him in a hunter's outfit saying "You screwy wabbit."

Uncanny, yes?
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2008-01-03 03:34 pm
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Review: What's the Matter With Kansas?

It turns out that American publishers aren’t the only ones who make arbitrary changes to the titles of foreign books; Thomas Frank’s What’s the Matter with Kansas? is retitled here as What’s the Matter with America?. It’s an understandable change; non-American readers are wondering what the hell is wrong with America in general, and don’t really care that much about Kansas specifically – but it leads to a frustrating read, as each chapter you expect Frank to discuss something other than Kansas; to extrapolate his conclusions to the rest of the country – and he never does, because the book is in fact, entirely about Kansas, as the original title makes clear.

 

Review inside )

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2008-01-01 07:13 pm
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Double-Negative Campaigning

I don't mean to keep picking on Mike Huckabee - he's hardly the worst candidate running for the US Presidency - but his latest stunt needs to be commented on.

See, he's announced he's not going to run an ad attacking other candidates - and by 'not going to run' I mean 'has shown ad to a large group of journalists in order to show them what it is he's not going to show'. And as I mentioned in my last post on him, he has a bit on his website about what a great guy he is that he didn't leave his wife when she was diagnosed with cancer. So there seems to be a "Look how much worse I could be" theme going here in his campaign, and I thought I'd offer some suggestions along the same lines for him:
  • He could announce terrible policy proposals that he doesn't plan on implementing, making his real policies look more appealing by comparison!
  • He could lock in the religious vote by, for example, providing detailed descriptions of hypothetical orgies that he wouldn't be interested in participating in!
  • He could distribute fliers listing all the rumors about other candidates that he won't be spreading!
  • He could go door to door brandishing a shotgun, and inform potential voters that he doesn't plan on hunting them for sport before the election! This would be very reassuring, and would make it clear that although he is capable of being an insane gun-wielding mass murderer, he doesn't plan on doing that.
It's a brilliant campaign strategy, and my hat's off to Mr. Huckabee for his creative approach. Lots of candidates try and paint themselves as the lesser of two evils compared to their opponents, but only Huckabee is cunning enough to paint himself as the lesser of two evils compared to himself! Once voters have seen how terrible Hypothetical Evil Huckabee could be, they're sure to vote for Real Life Not-Evil Huckabee!
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2007-12-19 05:04 pm
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Worst Magic Show Ever

I like to follow American politics, both because the outcome tends to disproportionately affect Australia - hopefully less so now that Howard's finally gone - and also because it tends to be a lot more entertaining that Australian politics. We just don't seem to get the same quality of crackpots that the US gets, despite valiant efforts by individuals such as Pauline Hanson or Fred Nile.

For example: Mike Huckabee, former governor of Arkansas and now potential Republican presidential candidate. Now, by all rights, someone named 'Huckabee' has no right trying to run for President without first changing his name to something slightly less ridiculous. In a cunning political ploy, however, Huckabee has opted to draw attention from his hilariously terrible name by distracting the electorate with a series of hilariously terrible public statements, such as in 2006 when he joked that his weight loss was the result of being held in a concentration camp, and then seemed surprised when Jewish groups criticized him. After all, he didn't say it was a Nazi concentration camp; he could have been making a hilarious reference to the Boer War!

If you check his campaign site, you can learn all about his policies and ideas, and decide for yourself if he's more or less of a horrible person than the other candidates. On the plus side, he didn't consider leaving his wife when she was diagnosed with cancer! On the downside, there's something kinda creepy about someone proudly informing you that he wouldn't have left his wife had she lost the use of her legs. I mean, yes, that's good - but it's good in the same way that 'not assaulting passers-by' is good. It's not something to be proud of in and of itself... Plus, she recovered from the cancer after all, so basically he's saying that hypothetically he wouldn't be a complete asshole to a paralysed woman.

He also has a tax policy! Well, a 'get rid of taxes policy', but that's a kind of tax policy. It's called FairTax, so you know it's going to be fair! I mean, why would he call it that if it wasn't fair? That would be insane! FairTax would be "like waving a magic wand releasing us from pain and unfairness." Wow! A magic wand!

OK, little tip here, Mr. Huckabee: You use the term 'magic wand' to mock other people's policies, not to talk up your own. For example:

"Oh, so you'll wave a magic wand and withdraw from Iraq and then everything will magically get better, huh?" - GOOD! Mocks other person's policy by implying it lacks any real mechanism for achieving the desired outcome.

"And then I'll wave a magic wand and a fair tax system will magically appear and everyone will get a talking pony!" - BAD! Makes it sound like you don't actually have a policy, just a soundbite - and a ridiculous sounding one at that.

You see? It's not that complicated a rhetorical device!

Mike Huckabee polls well amongst fairy princesses, people who's spouses left them because they have cancer, and people with funny names. He also polls well with Christian Evangelicals, who believe that Mike Huckabee's election will fulfill the prophesy of Armageddon.