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So, general thoughts? I'm not exactly disapointed, but I can't help but be reminded of the quote about someone's work being both good and original, but the parts that are good are not original and the original parts are not good...

Alright, maybe that's a bit unfair, but the movie really struggles when it's not following A New Hope beat for beat.

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You know, I have to say I'm pretty impressed by the new Star Wars trailer. I'd thought with the demise the old expanded universe, source of such wonders as the lightsaber-whip, the lightsaber-pike, the extendible lightsaber, and that guy with lightsabers in his knees, we'd never again see such absurd attempts to create 'cool' new lightsabers.

And then Disney/Abrams comes up with an all new lightsaber varient that's just as absurd as anything Bantam or Del Ray could have created! Well done! A lightsaber crossguard! It both looks ridiculous and is completly and utterly impractical when thought about for more than five seconds!

Yeah, I've got a good feeling about these movies.

For May 4th, a cinema was showing a Star Wars Marathon, so that was fun to go to. The special edition changes still stick out like a sore thumb, but it's been a very long time since I saw any version of Star Wars on a big screen, so that made up for any irritation.

And I noticed something I'd never consciously noticed before.

In Return of the Jedi, when Luke refuses to kill Vader, he doesn't just shut down his saber – he actively throws it away. That's kind of interesting, isn't it? The last time anyone uses a lightsaber, the signature weapon of the series, they're getting rid of it.

It got me thinking about how the lightsaber is portrayed across the trilogy, and made me realise there's something really unexpected there.

Let's go back to Luke's first saber. In hindsight, it's one of the biggest unfired Chekhov's guns in popular culture. Luke gets his father's weapon; that's pretty mythically symbolic, isn't it? Obi-Wan tells us it's a relic of the past, of the better times before the Empire, and trains Luke how to use it; this must be setting up something important, right? And then...

Then Luke never uses it for the rest of the film!

But, alright, it's a trilogy, we've still got a chance to see the saber pay off. So in Empire, we finally get to see Luke use his father's blade against his father's killer. Except... well, we all know what happens there. Vader shatters that simple mythology; Luke was walking into a trap, Obi-Wan lied to him, and that lightsaber, seemingly so important when it was given to him is lost, never to be seen again.

Which brings us to Jedi. And we finally get to see Luke doing awesome things with his new saber, fighting Jabba's soldiers on the sail barge. But... but throughout the Jabba's palace sequence, Luke seems to be flirting dangerously close to the dark side, and it's not clear if his confidence is the serenity of a Jedi or the arrogance of a new dark lord. What does it say that this is when his saber training finally plays off?

And so we come to the final confrontation. Luke is led to the Emperor by Vader, who praises him for constructing a new lightsaber. “Your skills are complete.” The Emperor makes it a symbol for Luke's hatred. “Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. Strike me down with it.” The lightsaber, that “elegant weapon for a more civilised age” becomes a totem of the dark side. “With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant!”

And in the end, Luke throws it away. “I am a Jedi, like my father before me.” The blade is not the symbol of the Jedi, not the Jedi as they should be. It's the symbol of Vader, the warrior, the killer, the dark knight that holds death in his hands. Perhaps we should have seen this a long time ago, when Obi-Wan achieved his final victory only by deliberately shuting down his blade.

There's been plenty of criticism that Star Wars is fundamentally conservative. And yet, in the end, Luke turns away from that false mythology; the idea of a “more civilised age”, the idea of “elegant weapons”, the demands of old Ben and the Emperor alike that he use those weapons. The lightsaber is nothing but light and shadow, quite literally an illusion without substance, an illusion of power, of elegance in killing, the symbol of a path Luke in the end rejects.

Life Day is obviously the Star Wars version of Thanksgiving, NOT CHRISTMAS! For crying out loud, the special originally aired in mid-November!

You are almost two months late to ironically wish people a happy Life Day! Stop doing it!

Alright, I think I’ve found the most absurd example of The Old Republic’s… creative approach to morality.

There’s a side mission on one of the early planets where, playing as an Imperial character, you’re called in to investigate a rebel smuggling operation. It turns out the local rebels aren’t smuggling supplies in, they’re smuggling untrained Force-sensitives off world, so they’ll be safe from the Empire and won’t be drafted into the Sith order. You can either help the rebels cover this up – gaining a hundred light side points, or you can murder them all, gaining a hundred dark side points. Fair enough, that bit makes sense.

But then, assuming you went dark side, you get another choice when you report back to command. You can either admit all that was there was a bunch of untrained civilians – and get fifty light side points for your honesty – or you can lie, claim they were trained Jedi, and get another fifty dark side points plus a few hundred credits hazard pay.

So, let me get this straight. Murdering civilians in cold blood, then lying about it, is three times worse than killing the same people but being completely up-front about it?!

One of the weird things about the Old Republic is that BioWare really didn’t seem to have planned for expansions very well. The main storyline ends with the Sith Empire facing defeat on almost every front, beset by internal division and with most of its leaders dead. There doesn’t really seem to be anywhere to go, the story as of release largely wraps up the conflict in a lot of ways.

The new expansion emphasises that further; the Imperial storyline there makes it explicit that the Empire’s on the verge of total defeat, and their involvement on the new planet Makeb is a final desperate gambit to turn the tide before they’re completely overwhelmed.

Now, sure, it’s Star Wars, of course the Empire’s going to lose, and it’s rather nice to see an MMO where the factions aren’t stuck in an endless stalemate. Still, it’s kind of weird to have the Empire as the plucky underdogs struggling against the overwhelming military might of the Republic and the Jedi.

Only really noticed this after playing a fair amount of The Old Republic, and now it’s bothering me. Does anyone else find it weird that female Twi’leks have little horns on the side of their head, but male Twi’leks have human-style ears? That really doesn’t seem like a particularly likely form of sexual dimorphism. Do the horns somehow work as ears, or are Twi’lek women deaf?*

And looking at Return of the Jedi, Oola’s ‘horns’ look like they’re meant to be part of her headdress, not part of her skull.

Honestly, considering the prequels introduced two other species with head-tentacles of one form or another, I’d rather see Bib Fortuna ret-conned as a different species – he doesn’t look that much like the other Twi’leks seen on screen…

*That'd actually kinda be interesting, and tie into the EU concept that a lot of Twi'lek language revolves around head-tail gestures, not speech... Be kinda neat to have a species that doesn't communicate through sounds.

In today’s adventures with The Old Republic’s increasingly arbitrary morality system:

My bounty hunter was hired by an old couple to salvage some parts from a Hutt-run factory they could sell for supplies on the black market. Not my usual work, but hey, a job’s a job. But, as I grab the parts, I’m approached by the factory’s foreman, who wants me to plant a tracking device in them so he can hunt down the trader the old couple are dealing with and shut him down – the Hutts are threatening his family if he doesn’t do something about the black market salvagers.

It’s a tough decision, but in the end, I turn down the foreman’s generous offer of bonus payment. After all, the old couple are dependent on the black market for clean food and water. They put their trust in me, and I’m not going to be complicit in shutting down their lifeline. Besides, what kind of reputation would I have if I sold them out for a few extra credits?

After making that decision, it did seem a little unfair for the game to saddle me with Dark Side points after that. I mean, I’m a bounty hunter, I’m not exactly morally clean – but things like this shouldn’t be damning me!

Granted, it was a good no-win moral conundrum – but those sort of situations really shouldn’t give Dark or Light side points…

Meanwhile, my Jedi knight has been asked to keep an eye on a pair of Padawans who, their masters suspect, are having an illicit relationship. I honestly wasn’t surprised that ratting them out was the Light Side option – Lucasfilm probably wouldn’t have approved a game where going against the Jedi code was the Light Side option. I was amused, however, to see as far as the game was concerned, just not reporting on the Padawans and actively blackmailing them for your silence were considered morally identically when it came to handing out Dark Side points…

Observation: Much of the smuggler storyline in The Old Republic - and indeed, virtually anything related to smuggling in Star Wars - becomes far more entertaining if you decide that 'spice' isn't a euphemism for drugs, but actually is just food additives and flavor enhancers...

If nothing else, it explains why the Hutts, notorious gormands, consider the loss of a single shipment a crime worthy of death...