Going Ape

[4thofeleven]

Hey, look, I like the original film, but I somehow feel the world stopped needing new Planet of the Apes movies many decades ago.

And if you're determined to remake/reboot/reimagine/whatever one of the sequels, why not Beneath..., which at least had bomb-worshiping mutants and Charlton Heston destroying the world in a futile attempt to kill the franchise, instead of Conquest..., which had none of those things?