They're Not Lies if You Believe Them

Looks like someone in the outgoing American government has realised the Bush administration’s record isn’t going to whitewash itself! So they’ve begun production of a series of helpful pamphlets intended to convince everyone that George Bush did actually achieve something of value in his time in office. That’s right, it’s ‘100 Things Americans May Not Know About the Bush Administration Record’.

The 100 things, for some reason, are not numbered. But here’s some of the highlights:

( Everything You Always Wanted to Know About The Bush Administration - But Were Too Horrified to Ask... )

So, do you think George Bush Snr. is furious that his son has permanently tainted his good name, or is he thrilled that he’ll now be remembered by history as ‘The Competent President George Bush’?

Edit: And the Obama team has already taken over the White House website. For some reason, they didn't keep this stuff online. What a pity - how will the world learn about George Bush's unknown virtues now?!