Political Parties: KLEIN!!!

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Who will you be voting for? Labor? The Liberals? The Greens? The Democrats? Family First? Have you perhaps considered...



Tony Klein! He*:

• Has worked for small business AND large corporations!
• Has a family AND a mortgage!
• Owns shares!
• Has traveled extensively!
• Never smoked!
• Works hard AND is dedicated to his family!
• Overall, thinks he is an average Victorian!
• Has no specific agenda or policies!

How could you pass him up? He's running as part of Independent Group V, alongside Amanda Klein, who isn't mentioned at all on her husband's (?) website. Then again, considering how proudly his policy page notes that he has no policies, perhaps it's better if she's not overly associated with him or his campaign.

So if you want a candidate with no agenda, no policies, and quite probably no ideas, VOTE TONY KLEIN on Saturday!

Seriously, how do candidates like this get enough support to get on the ballot in the first place?

* All statements taken from his policies webpage.