I'm Minoring in Science Fiction, Though

[4thofeleven]

Conversation at the hairdressers:

A: So, what do you do?
B: I'm still at uni. Studying history.
A: History, huh. Stuff that's already happened.
B: ...That's how it usually works, yes.

Comments

[sunnyskywalker]

It's just one damn thing after another!

You could probably convince the unwary that you really do have a concentration in psychohistory. That would be massively entertaining.

[4thofeleven.livejournal.com]

Nah - might get mistaken for an economist.

[sunnyskywalker]

Or a consultant on Ancients Behaving Badly, which covers the history of psychos. Fun times. Sometimes they manage to get two total psychos into one episode, like when they describe Tiberius's "training" Caligula for his future, er, job perks.